This one launches into 2026 ambitions with all the discipline of a rider who thinks “rest day” means “snack day.” The hosts lay out their official — yet unofficial — #podgoals for the year. Think more creative segments, more storytelling, and maybe even achieving things like “organizing the garage” or “perfecting bike hair on out-of-oven sweat.” Here’s a peek at the prime distractions they tackled:
- Zach’s Latest Zwift Trick: Less efficiency, more spectacle — because if you’re not confusing other riders, are you really racing?
- Mike’s Record Attempt Fiasco: An impressively unimpressive “world record” story that somehow spirals into deeper discussions about why records should definitely involve snacks.
- Kevin’s McFlurry Math: A deep, scientific, completely unscientific dive into how many McFlurries equal the effort of a typical Zwift race. (Hint: still better than doing a cool-down ride.)
This episode also features a soft launch of the Minute of Power exhibition, the spiritual heir to every idea that’s ever sounded brilliant over pizza.
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